x100: Facebook

Facebook is to time as Doritos are to calories: a waste of.

I can't quit either.

Except for summer. From the last day of school until the first, I quit Facebook. (I never quit Doritos.)

Facebook makes me anxious. So many pictures requiring likes. So many dead pets with owners requiring sympathy. For summer, I quit.

I get invited to no parties. I get no feedback on vacation photos. But I get time.

This summer I counted books read while off FB. TWELVE BOOKS! And I'm not done!

I should quit Facebook for good. I won't. Pass the Doritos.

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