OTC Ode (from The Batmom February 2013)

Oh Benadryl!
Oh Benadryl!
My favorite pill,
pink Benadryl.

My nose is snotted
and I’m besotted.
You make me high.
You make me fly!

What is my ill?
Who cares? I thrill
to you, my pill,
my Benadryl.

My nose is red
and I’m in bed.
You make me sleep
fuzz-thick and deep.

To you I trill!
My worries? Nil!
I’ve got my pill,
my Benadryl.

I love you, pill,
sweet Benadryl.